Eddie Loves Mix CD's

My friend Hot Tub Eric made me this amazing mix CD awhile back. I got a little pottymouth on this but here's the review I sent him. Just remember, I'm a family man now.

1. jimmy lewis - a message to the ladies
fuck yeah! from the first fucking moments, this is clearly an eddie type mix. i liked listening to this song while watching some ho teabag t-bone shelby while lenn sakata took notes behind a two way mirror.
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2. curtis knight- the devil made me do it
that’s what i always used to say when i would get thrown out of a game by that cocksucker of an umpire ken kaiser
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3. velvet hammer - i’m the rock
from 77-88, that was indeed mr. eddie murray. then the fans had to turn on me and i was out of baltimore and it was never the same again.
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4. jerry washington - let me love you right or wrong
i whispered this to cal jr on one sunny spring morning - may 82. the rest is history.
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5. james rivers- bad bad whiskey
“i’m going to beat on you until i get tired.” that’s what weaver used to say to palmer after a few too many. shit, i miss those days.
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6. ollie nightingale- a good woman at home (is better than two in the street)
sometimes that is true but when you got hos in every port like t-bone did, it sort of blows this theory to shit.
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7. donald height - if it ain’t clean
that scream reminds me of kenny singleton’s high pitched yap when i’d drive him in with a double in the gap. fuck yeah!
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8. ac reed - boogaloo tramp
we used to listen to this after games won by 3 run homers in the late innings.
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9. i like girls - jj jackson
truer words have not been spoken.
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10. bill moss - sock it to em’ soul brother
i used to like to sing this song and shout my name out during the whole oj simpson, willie mays part.
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11. slim harpo - i got my finger on your trigger
i know this song is about sex and all but i like to think about it as me having my hand on the sweet bat handle and how it feels so good when i hit the ball on the sweet spot.
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12. jj barnes - chains of love
disco dan ford used to like to listen to this song while doing lines after games back in ‘82-83.
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13. syl johnson - same kind of thing
once when i was listening to this in the clubhouse, don stanhouse came over and told me to turn off my nigger music. the next day, he was traded.
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14. steve bishop - you got me
once i hit a grand slam to win the game and then had a foursome in the clubhouse afterwords. what can i say, the ladies love eddie. this song reminds me of that.
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15. jesse james - ain’t nobody gonna get married
that’s what i used to think. no more. i’ve mellowed. but man, i did live it up.
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16. willie mitchell - everything is gonna be alright
that’s what edward bennett wiliams told me before the 88 season but that wasn’t to be. and i’m still pissed the way they fucked over cal sr that year. how do you motherfucking fire a manager after 6 games? fuck.
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17. augie ramirez - back my bag
you should have seen floyd rayford try to teach rick dempsey how to dance to this song.
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18. junior wells - up in heah
that’s what what we used to sing about jim palmer’s tight little asshole. he didn’t like it much.
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19. gentlemen and their ladies - party bump, pt 1.
when we won in 83, i thought there would be more. but part 1 never turned into part 2.
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20. the kicking mustangs - kicking ass
this was the oriole way for a good long time.
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21. alvin cash - you shot me through the grease
that’s what we used to call squeezing a rosin bag out of your anus for kicks
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22. lowell fulsom - let’s go get stoned
i’ve never touched the stuff.
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